Gareth Puke

I'm continually frustrated by the accolades Gareth Pugh receives for his work. Not because I find his fashion particularly bad (although it is damn unwearable) but because of his insistence on the black and white check in a smashed mirror look. It is houndstooth through the looking glass and its time has come... and gone. It's like piecing together scraps from the floor of the dressing rooms of an Alice in Wonderland set that have first been eaten and passed by chickens. If you need that much black and white in your life... go play Go.

McQueen Fish Lure

I wish there was more fashion in fishing.

Houndstooth Photobomb

Once you become aware of it the houndstooth dress in the background pops out like a dart in the eye. Thanks once again to K. at Vélo Vogue for pointing out this shot from Bart's photostream. Burn Paris Burn!

Feininger's Houndstooth

Feininger's houndstooth cigarette. Burn skirt burn!

Houndstooth Bicycle Bell

Houndstooth, the bell tolls for thee. Ding. Ding.

Houndstooth Cycle

A sick raincoat on Cycle Chic. Sick! Thanks to Kristin at VeloVogue for pointing this one out. Sick!

Houndstooth Stationery Set

The houndstooth trend continues its tireless surge into 2010 with an army of houndstooth pockmarked products including this stationery set by Capri Designs. Have mercy!!!

Houndstooth Briefs

Candid Underwear brings the world houndstooth briefs to complete the male houndstooth fetishists wardrobe. A review of them at underwearnewsbriefs.com gives them an overall 4.8 out of 5 rating. They have obviously done their research: "It is an amazing blend of cotton and spandex, offering a nice combination of strength and stretch."

Houndstooth Card

It's all too much! Just focus on the nails.

iPad Houndstooth Case

iPad case in soul-destroying grey and black houndstooth. All the light in my universe has just been sucked out by a powerful vacuum of blandness. Available on Amazon.