Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ashlee Simpson Does Houndstooth

Another Ashlee robed in fashion's scabies. This is not the first times she's been tracked in the enemy pattern. For a further barrage of celeb houndstooth visit Fashion In Motion's blog entry on the houndstooth trend. More houndstooth than you can chuck a molotov cocktail at.

And then buy me this hot Ben Sherman tie and jacket also profiled on the blog. Do eeeet!

Ashley Greene Does Houndstooth

Twlight's Alice leaving LAX wrapped in a rug-like houndstooth sweater with a better dressed boyfriend in hand.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Portable Drying Rack

The blog You Want Me To Wear What? killed a certain Patterson J. Kincaid Houndstooth Print "Jenny" Dress calling it a blanket of repurposed houndstooth scarves. It's nice to see someone else heckling houndstooth for a change. If you want to look like you are wearing the entrails of a parrotfish this portable drying rack dress is available at bloomingdale's for $128.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Kitty's Worst Nightmare

As if being photographed with a wig wasn't humiliating enough for a cat. While modelling for the new book Glamourpuss: The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs they force this sad cat to wear a houndstooth deerstalker.

Revenge will be sweet.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Rihanna's Houndsooth

A CNN "style evolution" profile of Rihanna's transition from cute schoolgirl to sultry sex bomb includes a houndstooth photo from a 2006 Mets game. And below is a photo of her channeling Brando in a houndstooth biker jacket. And... wait a minute! She's wearing my Dad's watch!

And she continues to love the houndstooth trend with her advice to women in a More! Magazine interview: “This winter I am loving houndstooth, lace, silk. I would say always wear some sexy lingerie under your clothes".

You can stand under my umbrella... of shame!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Houndstooth Holiday Gift

This morning I received a holiday gift from my tailor. The irony. I feel the walls closing in. It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. All these people trying to seed me with the enemy pattern. Trying to make me join fashion's borg.

"Look, you fools, you're in danger! Can't you see?! They're after you! They're after all of us! Our wives, our children, everyone! THEY'RE HERE, ALREADY! YOU'RE NEXT!"

Friday, December 11, 2009

Houndstooth Face Off

The Allie is Wired blog has a fashion face off between Penelope Cruz and Dita von Teese. Neither wins. This McQueen dress looks like it's cut from a picnic tablecloth. Bring on the potato salad and the KFC 20 piece bucket of dirty bird.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Gossip Girl Houndstooth Falter

New York Mag's ongoing tracking of Gossip Girl includes a good chip at Blair Waldorf's McQueen houndstooth top in Season 3 Episode 12 calling it "two years and a continent too late."

And then FabSugar has to go ahead and celebrate it.