I bought a few meters of houndstooth wool in Toronto and I carry around cuttings from it to mop up crap, like spilled hot & sour soup. That's how much I hate houndstooth. Y'all watch I don't use cuttings from that houndstooth dress you are thinking of buying.
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So you've stooped to carrying houndstooth with you. Is it possible you secretly love it?
ReplyDeleteI challenge you to a duel for such preposterous slander! I consider this a 5 paces insult. We meet in the gardens at sunrise. Bring your second and I'll supply the pistols. ;)
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