Sunday, December 13, 2009
Houndstooth Holiday Gift
This morning I received a holiday gift from my tailor. The irony. I feel the walls closing in. It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. All these people trying to seed me with the enemy pattern. Trying to make me join fashion's borg.
"Look, you fools, you're in danger! Can't you see?! They're after you! They're after all of us! Our wives, our children, everyone! THEY'RE HERE, ALREADY! YOU'RE NEXT!"