Showing posts with label purse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label purse. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Juicy Couture's Bacon Bag


The Juicy Couture Narda Houndstooth Bag. Tethered strips of brown bacon that form crude houndstooth silhouettes evoking the sepulchral craftwork and dead skin masks of serial killer Ed Gein. I admit there is a striking and admirable ingenuity to this bag and its carefully controlled colour palette of compressed jerky dog treats and stale excrement, but I think we can find you something better for carrying your tampons and cocaine. The Purse Blog also shows a more springy version in weathered bone and corpse pallor shades.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Valentino Vomit Sack


Amanda Mull over at The Purse Blog is right on! to target this Valentino vomit sack for a beating. And it is not only the houndstooth I'm worried about here. The bag looks like a filled diaper pinched with a massive PVC binder clip. It looks like something you'd find bursting with bloody gauze, tumors, and cataracts in the dumpster of a veterinarian clinic. And that would be too good for it!