Monday, March 16, 2009

Houndstooth Nation

I couldn't get over the frequency of houndstooth during my visit to Seattle. It leered from every corner, every boutique, every hat, every scarf, every stocking!! It was an undulating pattern of misery that was constantly frustrating my trip and driving me to Marianas Trench like depths of despair. Stop the madness America!! Free yourselves from the epidemic of this absurd weave before it is too late!! Before we see it on your dollar bills and the white heads of your eagles. If you give in to this craze Canada will surely follow and I'll have to head further and further north to keep myself pure.

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